AmyLockheart - Amy-isms

I know it's a long list, but if you wanna know more about what makes me tick, here ya go! I think there are about 200 Amy-isms here. I hope you like 'em.

Mint chocolate chip ice cream makes me smile.
I'm meek and shy in real life, but a wild exhibitionist online.
I workout at least 3-4 times a week.
I think people who dress their dogs up in little sweaters & such are nuts.
There are about a dozen girls on Jiggle.tv I'd LOVE to work on cam with.
If God could talk, I wonder what he'd say to me.
He'd probably be mad.
I'm afraid of terrorists.
And mice running up my legs.
My favorite animated movie of all time is Toy Story.
Shrek was good too though.
I love my house. Love, love, love it.
I masturbate more than 5 times a week.
I'm a PC girl. I think Macs are over-hyped.
And I refuse to lock myself in the iPod/iTunes prison.
I'm a reality TV junkie.
I've never sucked a black cock, but I want to.
My roommate's name is Jill, and we've been inseparable since college.
I drive a 1999 Infiniti with 112,000 miles -- because I still like it and sometimes I'm a cheapskate.
Shakespeare was right: "To thine own self be true."
U2 is one of the greatest rock bands ever.
So is The Violet Burning (look 'em up).
I'm a sucker for coupons and discounts.
I almost always by generic or store brands because they're cheaper and usually just as good.
Thieving televangelist tricksters will be the first people thrown into hell.
They'll keep all the lawyers and politicians and pedophile priests company.
I love key lime pie.
In my experience, there is nothing more erotic than making out with a beautiful girl.
I have never seen the movie Deep Throat.
But I have seen Debbie Does Dallas twice.
The girls had HAIRY bushes back then.
Roatan, Honduras is one of my favorite places on earth (so far).
I'm a very neat and orderly person.
I miss my childhood pet, Cricket.
I'm generally available to take phone calls from my Fanclub/Channel members about 16 hours a day.
My favorite color is pink.
Afremov paints pretty pictures.
I wish I could paint.
I think Sony manufactures the best quality video products (camcorders, TVs, etc).
But their speakers suck.
I support 5 different charities. St. Judes, ASPCA, Feed the Children, Humane Society, & Samaritan's Purse.
I have never eaten escargot (snails).
But I love calamari (squid).
I own over 20 ounces of pure .9999 gold.
It's pretty.
I'm an Aries.
I pick boxers over briefs and boxer briefs over boxers.
Carrie Underwood is my favorite American Idol.
Cotton panties over satin panties.
But I would take Carrie Underwood in satin OR cotton panties! LOL...
I love cats.
No, like I really love cats.
I prefer average/medium-sized cocks over giant or tiny cocks.
While visiting Mexico in 2006, I drank an entire 64 oz margarita... in less than an hour. (wowsa!)
Sometimes I like Wal-mart. Sometimes I hate Wal-mart.
I think 99% of all politicians are crooked bastards.
Sometimes I'm conservative and sometimes I'm liberal.
I love Las Vegas.
The movie Forrest Gump made me cry.
Tommy Boy made me laugh. Hard.
I like to bake cookies... wearing only panties.
My primary computer is a Dell refurb purchased on Ebay.
Seymour Butts (Adam Glasser) is my favorite porn director/producer.
My cat's name is "Boots."
He's a furry beast. And I love him more than anything. LOL...
Everyone should spend some time in South Dakota. It's beautiful.
I got straight "A"s in college.
I love to have my back & feet massaged.
I don't really follow sports at all, except what my guys tell me on cam.
I have not forgotten the courageous people who died to make the USA great.
Elvis and The Beatles were great entertainers, but I never really got into them.
I want to visit Fiji someday.
And New Zealand while I'm at it.
The most racist people are typically the ones who go around calling other people racists.
My favorite season is autumn.
Since I was a little girl, I've always loved tulips most.
But like any girl, roses make me melt too.
I grew up in Arizona.
My favorite bikini is pink and green.
I use Colgate toothpaste - the gel kind.
Sometimes I spit.
Sometimes I swallow.
I sunburn very easily.
I enjoy reading about World War II.
I was terrified of dogs when I was a little girl.
I love MadMen on AMC.
I despise rude, selfish, demanding people.
But not as much as I hate child molesters.
I like Texas, but not *everything* is bigger here, like they claim.
I read at least 2 books a month.
Atlas Shrugged took me a bit longer than that though (it's 1400 pages).
I think for most people, "far away" is just somewhere you've never been.
I hate driving on freeways.
I'd rather be too hot than too cold.
The hottest temperature I've ever been in was 122 degrees (Phoenix, Az).
I got my first CD player in 1992. I was 10.
My first DVD player in 2004.
I have published 15 DVDs.
I own over 300 panties.
My record was 500+ panties.
I think the TV show 24 is toooo fake, but I liked it when it first came out.
A personal goal is to visit all 50 states (I'm half way there).
Someday I would love to meet Bono.
But not Bruno. Ok, maybe him too.
I've seen Phantom of the Opera 3 times.
Les Miserables twice.
I'm one of the 50% who love Napoleon Dynamite.
I'm one of the 50% who hates Monty Python.
I've never owned a Nintendo, XBox, Playstation, or any other video game thingy for that matter.
I love boobies. Especially natural boobies.
Cheerios is my favorite cereal.
With skim milk.
Ronald Reagan was undoubtedly the greatest President of my lifetime.
I'll take a rainy day over a sunny day almost any day. Unless I'm at the beach.
I have cruised on Carnival, Norwegian, and Princess cruise lines.
If you're still reading this, you freakin' rock!
Watching two guys making out intrigues me, but doesn't really turn me on.
Wathing two girls making out intrigues me AND turns me on.
John Grisham is my favorite author.
Cirque du Soleil is out-of-this world incredible!
I like to do laundry.
But I hate to clean the house... go figure.
Criss Angel is amazing but he weirds me out.
Ben Stiller always makes me laugh.
So does Jim Carrey.
I've only been really drunk 2 or 3 times in my life.
But I find pristine Caribbean beaches intoxicating.
I will never forget September 11, 2001.
I can't decide if I want to have kids or not.
Monet is my favorite artist.
I do not own a cassette tape player, but I do have a record player.
My dad still has an 8-track player.
In high school I was a violinist and harpist in the orchestra.
I prefer Equal over Sweet-n-Low.
The most money I ever spent on a single meal was $150 (yikes!!!)
I have two vacuum cleaners and neither of them work very well.
I began filming HD movies for my Fanclub & DVDs in 2005.
I've never personally changed the oil in my car.
Believe it or not, I spent one of the greatest days of my life in Arkansas.
I harbor a lot of animosity for selfish, lazy people.
I've never had a traffic ticket of any kind.
If a Hollywood actor starts talking about politics, I usually just change the channel.
Sometimes I wonder why I wasn't the one who invented MySpace.
The most miserable boat ride of my life was in Belize.
OJ did it.
And got away with it.
The first time I ever kissed a girl was in 2002. GOD it was beautiful.
I have never been to a nude beach. :(
I don't really "get" the appeal of Nascar or motorcycles.
I buy Skippy peanut butter.
Dish Network is my friend.
Judge Judy is better than all the other TV judges.
I've read The Bible cover to cover. Twice.
I don't play the lottery.
Pink, black, and white are staple colors in my wardrobe (especially panties & lingerie).
I'm usually more optimistic than pessimistic.
I would rather know a sad or frightening Truth than Lies designed to make me feel good.
Michael Knott is one of the most brilliant, yet unknown musicians/lyricists.
I love to watch old TV shows from the 1950s-1960s.
I own over 30 sex toys, vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, etc...
They never talk about sex toys on Andy Griffith or Leave it to Beaver re-runs.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when my batteries die during an orgasm!
I have never been in a wet t-shirt contest.
I have been to about a dozen different swingers clubs.
But I've never been to a gay or lesbian bar.
Beer is not even close to my favorite thing to drink.
I really hate Windows Vista. (what were they thinking?)
Windows 7 rocks though!
Photoshop is my friend.
I own two laptops, but only one works.
The other one I threw in the pool. For real.
Jeff Probst has one of the greatest jobs in the world.
So do I.
I want to visit Glacier National Park in Montana.
I have been to the Grand Canyon 3 times.
Niagra Falls once.
I read the Adult Video News, AVN Novelty, and AVN Online trade magazines every month.
Porn will continue to become more and more mainstream over the coming years.
I don't have any stocks or bonds or any of that stuff.
BTW... what are stocks and bonds anyway?
I make the world's greatest lasagna.
Jennifer Aniston was my favorite "Friend".
Some nut job kept deleting my MySpace profile, so I eventually just gave up on it.
Tila Tequila is hot.
Britney is not (sorry Brit).
I once participated in a 3girl/3guy orgy. I'll never forget it.
I have a 24k gold-plated rose in a vase on my desk.
It was a gift from a Fanclub member.
I have a star named after me (registered by the International Star Registy).
Another gift from a Fanclub member.
Princess Diana, Tom Cruise, and Johnny Depp each have one too.
After all this time, I only have one enemy on iFriends.
Christmas is my favorite holiday.
Iced tea - yes. Iced coffee - no.
I own about 30 pairs of shoes.
Of all the berries in the world, I like raspberries most.
If it must be fast food, I choose Wendy's.
I think the most ignorant people are those who pretend to know it all.
Those DiGiorno frozen pizzas really are better than take out pizzas!
I'm more of a saver than a spender.
Hairy chests - good. Hairy backs - bad.
My favorite bumper sticker of all time: "If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!"
I want to kick George Bush in the balls.
Al Gore too.
Hillary Clinton too.
And Barack Obama... I can't even tell you what I want to do with his balls... Ha ha ha...

Whew! That was good for me, was it good for you?